ORCS OF NEW YORK
EPISODE 1: TEDDY & ELLEN
"The dating scene in New York is tough. Plus my dad told me if he didn't like whoever I brought home he would eat them. I think he's kidding. He's a little old school."
EPISODE 2: TEDDY & CAROL
"It's weird when a human knows more about Orcish culture than I do. Most humans are totally ignorant when it comes to Orcish stuff. But then I guess I don’t really know anything about the Protestant Reformation, or badminton, or, like, Celine Dion."
EPISODE 3: TEDDY & KARLY
"Anyone need a date for the eclipse?"
EPISODE 3: TEDDY & RACHEL
"My dad doesn't get human courtship rituals, like eating and drinking and making conversation. He says back in his day everyone found mates in the heat of battle. TMI, dad. But I guess I'd be open to trying that."
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